Wonder if she will post pics on youtube of her and Bristol field dressing a gnome?
Dinner at the Palins - Scene 1
Todd: Sarah, I don’t think it’s a good idea to hang the gnome’s head in the dining room.
Bristol: It’s cute daddy.
Track: No. I agree with dad. It’s weird. Mom, why’d you have to shoot it anyway? They’re rare. You just imagined that it gave you the finger.
Sarah: Don’t be such a sissy, Track. I hope they make a man out of you in Iraq. When someone gives you the finger you shoot them, right Todd?
Track: It was trying to offer you a gemstone. That’s what dwarfs do. They mine gemstones. Hi ho, hi ho. Remember?
Sarah: Bullshit. It was walking sideways, circling me. They’re pagan little SOB’s.
Todd: What’d you do with that ruby anyway? How many carots was it again?
Bristol: Why can’t I go to Iraq? I’d like to plug a few terrorists.
Todd: Bristol, eat your salad! Track, there’s a lot of hashish being passed around in the Green Zone; I don’t want you to . . .
Track: Dad! For cripes sake! God! I think that gnome just blinked!
Todd: Mom, do you really think Track should go to . . .? What if he . . .?
Track: (suddenly getting up from the table) I’m taking that gnome down right now! It’s jinxing me! Do you know what happens when you kill gnomes?