Perhaps he chose wisely? Holy Grail for sale on EBAY!
Posted: 05 July 2009 06:53 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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Surely this is all the proof one needs?

http://cgi.ebay.com/2000-years-old-amazing-magic-HOLY-GRAIL-found-in-Berlin_W0QQitemZ180376328174QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item29ff4457ee&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65:3|66:2|39:1|293:1|294:50

This mans cup, with it’s total lack of provenance, has completely convinced me. A 2000 year old terracotta cup must have belonged to Jesus, right? Surely no one else back then could have owned a cup?

Anyone here got the bank to buy this thing, and perhaps have it tested by “top men?”

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Posted: 05 July 2009 08:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Celsus - 05 July 2009 10:53 PM

Surely this is all the proof one needs?

http://cgi.ebay.com/2000-years-old-amazing-magic-HOLY-GRAIL-found-in-Berlin_W0QQitemZ180376328174QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item29ff4457ee&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65:3|66:2|39:1|293:1|294:50

This mans cup, with it’s total lack of provenance, has completely convinced me. A 2000 year old terracotta cup must have belonged to Jesus, right? Surely no one else back then could have owned a cup?

Anyone here got the bank to buy this thing, and perhaps have it tested by “top men?”

God damn it! Why I didn’t I think of that!

“Top Men”, who? smile

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Posted: 07 July 2009 01:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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GAD - 06 July 2009 12:37 AM

     
 
2000 years old amazing magic HOLY GRAIL found in Berlin
collection of Hermann Sudermann & possible Eva Braun

And just in case the gullible Christians don’t fall for it, the imbecile Neo-Nazis just might…

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Posted: 08 July 2009 01:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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I’m surprised Indiana Jones didn’t think to look on EBAY before going off on that dangerous expedition.

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Posted: 08 July 2009 04:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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unsmoked - 08 July 2009 05:23 PM

I’m surprised Indiana Jones didn’t think to look on EBAY before going off on that dangerous expedition.

“Indiana Jones and the Last Bid On E-Bay!”

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Posted: 11 July 2009 02:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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Celsus - 08 July 2009 08:13 PM
unsmoked - 08 July 2009 05:23 PM

I’m surprised Indiana Jones didn’t think to look on EBAY before going off on that dangerous expedition.

“Indiana Jones and the Last Bid On E-Bay!”

I see him bent over his keyboard, unshaven and haggard, wearing his battered fedora, the Neo Nazis somewhere in Idaho adding a dollar to whatever he bids.

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Posted: 11 July 2009 03:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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If they get enough for the sippy, I might put up my original Jesus’ bong.

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