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Perhaps he chose wisely? Holy Grail for sale on EBAY!

Celsus

Posted: 05 July 2009 09:53 PM

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Surely this is all the proof one needs?

http://cgi.ebay.com/2000-years-old-amazing-magic-HOLY-GRAIL-found-in-Berlin_W0QQitemZ180376328174QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item29ff4457ee&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65:3|66:2|39:1|293:1|294:50

This mans cup, with it’s total lack of provenance, has completely convinced me. A 2000 year old terracotta cup must have belonged to Jesus, right? Surely no one else back then could have owned a cup?

Anyone here got the bank to buy this thing, and perhaps have it tested by “top men?”

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GAD

Posted: 05 July 2009 11:37 PM

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Celsus - 06 July 2009 01:53 AM
Surely this is all the proof one needs?

http://cgi.ebay.com/2000-years-old-amazing-magic-HOLY-GRAIL-found-in-Berlin_W0QQitemZ180376328174QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item29ff4457ee&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65:3|66:2|39:1|293:1|294:50

This mans cup, with it’s total lack of provenance, has completely convinced me. A 2000 year old terracotta cup must have belonged to Jesus, right? Surely no one else back then could have owned a cup?

Anyone here got the bank to buy this thing, and perhaps have it tested by “top men?”

God damn it! Why I didn’t I think of that!

“Top Men”, who?

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Keep The Reason

Posted: 07 July 2009 04:10 PM

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GAD - 06 July 2009 03:37 AM

2000 years old amazing magic HOLY GRAIL found in Berlin
collection of Hermann Sudermann & possible Eva Braun

And just in case the gullible Christians don’t fall for it, the imbecile Neo-Nazis just might…

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Posted: 08 July 2009 04:23 PM

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I’m surprised Indiana Jones didn’t think to look on EBAY before going off on that dangerous expedition.

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Celsus

Posted: 08 July 2009 07:13 PM

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unsmoked - 08 July 2009 08:23 PM
I’m surprised Indiana Jones didn’t think to look on EBAY before going off on that dangerous expedition.

“Indiana Jones and the Last Bid On E-Bay!”

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Posted: 11 July 2009 05:00 PM

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Celsus - 08 July 2009 11:13 PM
unsmoked - 08 July 2009 08:23 PM
I’m surprised Indiana Jones didn’t think to look on EBAY before going off on that dangerous expedition.

“Indiana Jones and the Last Bid On E-Bay!”

I see him bent over his keyboard, unshaven and haggard, wearing his battered fedora, the Neo Nazis somewhere in Idaho adding a dollar to whatever he bids.

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Posted: 11 July 2009 06:45 PM

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If they get enough for the sippy, I might put up my original Jesus’ bong.

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26 Then man said, “Let us make God in our image, in our likeness, and let him let us rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”

27 So man created God in his own image,
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