I was testing children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven. I asked them, ‘If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?’
‘NO!’ the children answered.
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into Heaven?’
Again, the answer was ‘No!’ By now I was starting to smile.
“Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?’
Again, they all answered ‘No!’ I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued, ‘Then how can I get into Heaven?’
A boy shouted out, “YUV GOTTA BE FUKN’ DEAD….....!”