[quote author=“letsunite”]Wouldnt it be great to run a nationwide billboard campaign .
It should copy the white-lettering-on-black “God” billboards. I suggest these.
“I don’t exist. No, really.” - God
“The universe is a really cool place. Dig it and stop killing each other in my name.” - God
“Look, I’m just gonna say this once. Richard Dawkins is right.” - God
“That whole Flying Spaghetti Monster (TM) thing would totally crack me up. If I really existed, that is. Which I don’t. Got it?” - God
“Televangelists are conmen. All of them. Without question. I don’t even exist, and I know not to trust anyone who wears that much hair gel.” - God
“I liked KirK Cameron much better when he was on ‘Growing Pains.’ Now I just want to slap him. If I existed. Which I don’t.” - God