As a theist, holding on for dear life to my out-dated, irrational, ignorant, immoral, and asinine beliefs, at least I don't call myself something tacky and garish as the term "brights."
Garish is a good way to describe it. We're the bright ones! We are the intelligent and quick-witted ones! Good for you. I'm glad that you are so impressed with yourselves and your ideas.
But I had better be more obsequious (oblong and non-clairvoyant) when I relate to you. After all you are destined to take over the world and put us theists in the cultural zoos where we belong!
Long live the Brights—the Saviors of Humanity!