Man marries dog
Posted: 14 November 2007 07:13 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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http://www.ajc.com/news/content/shared-gen/ap/Feature_Stories/India_Man_Weds_Dog.html

I’m speechless.

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Posted: 14 November 2007 05:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Well, it seems obvious in what position they will be consummating the marriage.

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From the autobiography of A.A.Mills, ‘The passage of time, according to an estranged, casual tyrant.’

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Posted: 14 November 2007 05:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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From: Carstonio
To: Virginia State Judiciary, U.S. Federal Judiciary
Re: The Commonwealth vs. Michael Vick, U.S. vs. Michael Vick

Your Honors, please review the attached article. I believe you would find it helpful as you deliberate possible punishments for Mr. Vick. An appropriate punishment for his crimes might be a nationally televised wedding ceremony.

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Posted: 15 November 2007 06:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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That marriage will last longer then many fundie marriages.

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Posted: 15 November 2007 10:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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Sander - 14 November 2007 10:18 PM

Well, it seems obvious in what position they will be consummating the marriage.

Reverse cowdog.

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Posted: 15 November 2007 12:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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mpbrockman - 15 November 2007 03:50 PM

Reverse cowdog.

I need to get out more - until I read Gene Weingarten’s online chat last week, I had never heard of the original term that inspired your joke. (But I understood the term as soon as I read it.)

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Posted: 15 November 2007 01:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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Carstonio - 15 November 2007 05:23 PM
mpbrockman - 15 November 2007 03:50 PM

Reverse cowdog.

I need to get out more - until I read Gene Weingarten’s online chat last week, I had never heard of the original term that inspired your joke. (But I understood the term as soon as I read it.)

Apparently I need to stay in more - I have no idea who Gene Weingarten is!

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Posted: 15 November 2007 04:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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Carstonio - 14 November 2007 10:47 PM

From: Carstonio
To: Virginia State Judiciary, U.S. Federal Judiciary
Re: The Commonwealth vs. Michael Vick, U.S. vs. Michael Vick

Your Honors, please review the attached article. I believe you would find it helpful as you deliberate possible punishments for Mr. Vick. An appropriate punishment for his crimes might be a nationally televised wedding ceremony.

That is hilarious!  They’d have to make sure it was a really mean pit bull.  And then cover Vick’s lower half with Alpo.  Heh.

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