Sonseed was a Christian pop band formed at the Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Douchebaggery in Brooklyn, New York in the late 1970s. The line-up included Sal Polichetti (bass, vocals); his then ugly-ass wife Patricia Costagliola (keyboards, vocals); Frank Franco (guitar, vocals); Kevin McGillen (backup vocals); and Nicky Sciarra (drums). Their sole album, First Fruit, was released in 1983. A proposed follow-up, Just Can’t Get Enough (Of Jesus!!!), with more new wave and New Romantic elements, never saw official release, but some bootleg tracks have surfaced. Nicky Sciarra became district manager of Community Board 7 in Sunset Park, Brooklyn. He passed away in 1993 after apparently choking on a sandwich.
I guess Jeebus didn’t love him that much after all.
What is wrong with me?
I so want to beat these people to death with a shovel.
I want to crash their funeral, run down the aisle, yank open the coffin and piss on their mortal coils whilst flipping off the mourners.
Afterwards I want to hold my enormous, 80’s boom-box John Cusack-style over my head and grin from ear to ear as it bombards the stunned crowd with Slayers’ Hell awaits.
And all of this merely because these people are annoying Jeebus dweebs.
I need professional help.