Sam Harris

Sander - 30 January 2009 11:38 PM

scrofulous warthog

Oooh, scrofulous (referring to a skin disease). That’s a Salt Creek Class word. Coming from a Dutchman, no less. That’s worth a touchdown and a two point conversion.  With 12:30 left in the third quarter, it’s Sander 25 - Josh 13.

Bruce Burleson - 30 January 2009 10:03 PM

I’m watching Sander v. Josh.

Highly entertaining. I’m going to have to predict a Sander victory. He’s too offensi… er, has too many offensive weapons.

He’s the Cardinals.

Josh, you’re going to have to look for that deep post.

Football punnery. I hereby apologize.

Sander - 30 January 2009 11:38 PM

.....your are spraying…..

Bruce, I believe my detection of this grammatical error on the part of Mr. Perfect is worth at least a safety. The score is now 25-15, eh?

Mister “too-good-for-TV-and-football”:

...you deranged dillhole.  Denuded dilettante. Dweebish dung beetle. Debilitated dork. Drooling exemplar of dotage, Djinn of din, didactic dipshit.

Actually, I’m a dapper, determined, dedicated, driven, devoted dealer of devastating domination in dirty dramatic debate, over dimwitted dickheaded dumbasses on drugs such as yourself.

So, uh, is it too late for me to submit my Super Bowl pick, and predict a Steeler victory of 27-23?

Josh - 02 February 2009 10:34 PM

So, uh, is it too late for me to submit my Super Bowl pick, and predict a Steeler victory of 27-23?

The Cards should have won it. That interception right before half killed ‘em.

(A.P. [atheist press] February 1, 2009 The Cardinals’ head coach, seen crossing the field to congratulate Steelers’ head coach Mike Tomlin, explained the loss.  “Jesus really took his eye off the ball right there at the end of the first half.”