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Posted: 21 June 2012 09:27 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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Some people actually believe that a God-Man created the entire universe.
They believe that after this God-Man made humans, he came down to mate with one of the females.
This coupling resulted in a God-Man-human hybrid.
The humans didn’t do exactly what this God-Man-thing wanted, so the he tortured and
killed the God-Man-human-hybrid-thing to pay for their shortcomings.
These people also believe that if they believe that, they will get to spend eternity in the company
of this God-Man.
Isn’t that about the oddest thing you’ve ever heard?

 

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Posted: 21 June 2012 12:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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No to mention the ritualistic cannibalism called “taking communion”.


Fucking cult. They’re obviously dangerous.


Do you know where you’re children are ? Could they be talking to a cult member right now without your knowing it?

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Posted: 22 June 2012 11:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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toombaru - 21 June 2012 09:27 AM

Some people actually believe that a God-Man created the entire universe.
They believe that after this God-Man made humans, he came down to mate with one of the females.
This coupling resulted in a God-Man-human hybrid.
The humans didn’t do exactly what this God-Man-thing wanted, so the he tortured and
killed the God-Man-human-hybrid-thing to pay for their shortcomings.
These people also believe that if they believe that, they will get to spend eternity in the company
of this God-Man.
Isn’t that about the oddest thing you’ve ever heard?

 


Wanna hear another funny thing?
One of the men trying to become the President of the United States believes
that if he plays things right and pleases the God-Man,
he will get his very own planet.
He believes that he will eventually become the God-Man in charge of this new world.
He believes that he and his family will live in their new home forever.
If he really believes that, one wonders how important this planet is to him.
The other man running for President believes in the God-Man that killed his own son.
What was funny is now getting scary.

 

 

 

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Posted: 22 June 2012 01:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Romney’s religion is insane. Do people know what Mormons believe ? It’s insane and by the transitive law of lunacy, so it anyone who believes that shit. 

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Posted: 22 June 2012 01:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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softwarevisualization - 22 June 2012 01:20 PM

Romney’s religion is insane. Do people know what Mormons believe ? It’s insane and by the transitive law of lunacy, so it anyone who believes that shit. 


Granted.
But in the big picture isn’t it as insane to believe that Jesus Christ is more credible than Joseph Smith?

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Posted: 22 June 2012 02:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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toombaru - 22 June 2012 01:45 PM
softwarevisualization - 22 June 2012 01:20 PM

Romney’s religion is insane. Do people know what Mormons believe ? It’s insane and by the transitive law of lunacy, so it anyone who believes that shit. 


Granted.
But in the big picture isn’t it as insane to believe that Jesus Christ is more credible than Joseph Smith?

Jesus is the guy that ran around casting demons out of people and into pigs and killing out of season plumb trees for having no fruit.
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Posted: 22 June 2012 03:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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People who nominally believe in the bible (which Romney doesn’t. .. they have the Book of Moron) are actually very pro forma about it all. Do you seriously think that Obama believes in Jesus Christ and Santa God? Come on. No literate, intelligent person buys any of that crap and he’s both.


Well all know politicians either mouth the words or don’t get elected. There are politicians who don’t mouth the words, but they don’t hold any office either so their status as politicians is purely theoretical.


This is a political reality. I am not going after Obama just because he’s enough of a political realist to play the game well enough to win it. We all get it, we get it’s bullshit and we get that he gets it, at least,  all the adults in the nation. Nothing needs to be said explicitly. It’s one of the great things about being intelligent. A lot of things are just implicit and nothing needs to be said between us. It’s like a big conspiracy you’re born automatically a part of.

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Posted: 22 June 2012 06:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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softwarevisualization - 22 June 2012 03:12 PM

People who nominally believe in the bible (which Romney doesn’t. .. they have the Book of Moron) are actually very pro forma about it all. Do you seriously think that Obama believes in Jesus Christ and Santa God? Come on. No literate, intelligent person buys any of that crap and he’s both.


Well all know politicians either mouth the words or don’t get elected. There are politicians who don’t mouth the words, but they don’t hold any office either so their status as politicians is purely theoretical.


This is a political reality. I am not going after Obama just because he’s enough of a political realist to play the game well enough to win it. We all get it, we get it’s bullshit and we get that he gets it, at least,  all the adults in the nation. Nothing needs to be said explicitly. It’s one of the great things about being intelligent. A lot of things are just implicit and nothing needs to be said between us. It’s like a big conspiracy you’re born automatically a part of.

You are probably right.
There is only one admitted atheist in the U.S. congress.
It’s hard to believe that he got elected considering the level of religious delusion prevalent in the country today.

 

 

 

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Posted: 22 June 2012 06:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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Bernie Saunders I think you’re talking about… my fav member of Congress.

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