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I’ll take Bible wipes. The Koran’s too abrasive; causes chafing. :wink:
Last time I used Koran, I got a burning rash.
King James chafes, but is more tolerable. The Catholic Bible, on the other hand, is smooth as silk. For them, it’s an art as much as a science.
Buddhist wipes, of course, are only an illusion.
I found Liviticus with Aloe! Very absorbant.
The road of excess leads to the palace of Wisedom -William Blake, “Proverbs of Hell”
Life, what is it but a dream? - Lewis Carroll, “A boat Beneath a Sunny Sky
The Koran’s just single-ply sand paper.
Try the Book of Mormon. It acts as two-ply on top of the original book.
:o
Aaaaaahhh… Silky smooth.
