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Posted: 24 June 2005 02:16 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=490

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Posted: 03 July 2005 12:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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[quote author=“MrMody”]http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=490

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I’ll take Bible wipes.  The Koran’s too abrasive; causes chafing.  :wink:

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Posted: 04 July 2005 10:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Last time I used Koran, I got a burning rash.

King James chafes, but is more tolerable. The Catholic Bible, on the other hand, is smooth as silk. For them, it’s an art as much as a science.

Buddhist wipes, of course, are only an illusion.

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Posted: 05 July 2005 06:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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I found Liviticus with Aloe!  Very absorbant.  LOL

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-William Blake, “Proverbs of Hell”

Life, what is it but a dream?
- Lewis Carroll, “A boat Beneath a Sunny Sky

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Posted: 06 July 2005 04:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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The Koran’s just single-ply sand paper.

Try the Book of Mormon.  It acts as two-ply on top of the original book. 

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Aaaaaahhh… Silky smooth.  smile

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