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Posted: 18 December 2008 12:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]  
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God certainly hates the SF Bay Area, with the Giants, Warriors, 49ers, Raiders and good colleges (UC and Stanford) with generally crappy teams with “promise.”

Or, maybe God feels with everything else we’ve got going on, he should give the good teams to the flyover.  Boomer Sooners, Go Tide!  We’ll be at eating and drinking at a bayside outdoor patio rueing the demise of our professional franchises.

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26 Then man said, “Let us make God in our image, in our likeness, and let him let us rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth,  and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”

27 So man created God in his own image,
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Posted: 18 December 2008 12:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]  
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Or, maybe God feels with everything else we’ve got going on, he should give the good teams to the flyover.  Boomer Sooners, Go Tide!  We’ll be at eating and drinking at a bayside outdoor patio rueing the demise of our professional franchises.

This thread I started a while back talks about this in more detail. To find out what the “flyovers” have to offer as opposed to the “blue states”, check this out:

http://www.samharris.org/forum/viewthread/11037/

I live in Oklahoma, the reddest state of them all (every single county was bright red for Mr. McCain). The sign on the border should read “Welcome to Oklahoma; I know it sucks, but hey, at least we have the Sooners!”

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Posted: 18 December 2008 12:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]  
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teuchter - 18 December 2008 05:15 PM

God certainly hates the SF Bay Area, with the Giants, Warriors, 49ers, Raiders and good colleges (UC and Stanford) with generally crappy teams with “promise.”

Or, maybe God feels with everything else we’ve got going on, he should give the good teams to the flyover.  Boomer Sooners, Go Tide!  We’ll be at eating and drinking at a bayside outdoor patio rueing the demise of our professional franchises.

“I miss the game - I miss it a lot.” Joe Montana-winner of 4 Super Bowls.

Joe Cool jinxed Frisco when he spent his last 2 years in KC.

Josh - 18 December 2008 05:33 PM

The sign on the border should read “Welcome to Oklahoma; I know it sucks, but…”

That’s what keeps TX from falling into Mexico. When W comes back, <shudder> You’ll be able smell us from Edmond.

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Posted: 18 December 2008 01:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]  
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Beam, it sounds like you’ve heard the age-old joke: “Why do all the trees in Texas lean to the north? Because OK sucks”. Or the alternate joke that all your trees lean to the south because OK blows.

Edmond, BTW, is the only place in the entire OKC metro area that actually showed “Religulous” in theater (Quail Springs Mall). The rest of the area either doesn’t know that such a documentary exists, or chooses to pretend that it doesn’t.

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Posted: 18 December 2008 01:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]  
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Proof that god hates OKC: tornados, bombs, and post offices.

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Posted: 18 December 2008 01:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]  
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Beam - 18 December 2008 05:56 PM

“I miss the game - I miss it a lot.” Joe Montana-winner of 4 Super Bowls.

Joe Cool jinxed Frisco when he spent his last 2 years in KC.

Josh - 18 December 2008 05:33 PM

The sign on the border should read “Welcome to Oklahoma; I know it sucks, but…”

That’s what keeps TX from falling into Mexico. When W comes back, <shudder> You’ll be able smell us from Edmond.

We don’t want to fall into the lethargy of England remembering the glory of a long gone empire.

The only thing I know about OK is what I see at 90 mph on I40 every other year or so.  Tulsa may be a garden spot, for all I know.

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In the beginning was the word, and the word was God.

26 Then man said, “Let us make God in our image, in our likeness, and let him let us rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth,  and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”

27 So man created God in his own image,
    in the image of man he created him;
    male and female they created him.

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Posted: 18 December 2008 01:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]  
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The only thing I know about OK is what I see at 90 mph on I40 every other year or so.

I-40 from east to west: Arkansas border, wheat fields, Carrie Underwood’s hometown, big lake, wheat fields, corn fields, Troy Aikman’s hometown, wheat fields, some cows, corn fields, Tinker Air Force Base, Oklahoma City, Yukon (Garth Brooks’ hometown), wheat fields, cows, corn fields, cows, wheat fields…..Texas panhandle.

Occasionally, around April or May, you might see a stray tornado with some shotguns, Bibles, and Sooner hats flying around in it.

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Posted: 18 December 2008 02:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]  
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Josh - 18 December 2008 06:39 PM

The only thing I know about OK is what I see at 90 mph on I40 every other year or so.

I-40 from east to west: Arkansas border, wheat fields, Carrie Underwood’s hometown, big lake, wheat fields, corn fields, Troy Aikman’s hometown, wheat fields, some cows, corn fields, Tinker Air Force Base, Oklahoma City, Yukon (Garth Brooks’ hometown), wheat fields, cows, corn fields, cows, wheat fields…..Texas panhandle.

Occasionally, around April or May, you might see a stray tornado with some shotguns, Bibles, and Sooner hats flying around in it.

…and a LOT of scared sheep. “We better run, Bo Peep. Here comes Josh!”

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Posted: 18 December 2008 03:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]  
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Don’t worry about the sheep here, Beam. I’ve learned that “Baaaaa” means NO!

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