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17 April 2017 18:45
 
Jan_CAN - 17 April 2017 05:55 PM
jdrnd - 17 April 2017 05:44 PM
Jan_CAN - 17 April 2017 05:40 PM
EN - 17 April 2017 05:24 PM
Jan_CAN - 17 April 2017 05:17 PM
EN - 17 April 2017 04:24 PM

Where two or three Episcopalians are gathered, there’s a fifth.  (Ha, ha, those crazy Episcopalians!)

???

A “fifth"is a name for a bottle of booze.  1/5 of a gallon.

Haha ... thanks.  (I hate it when I don’t get a joke.)  wink

I didn’t get it either.

If you ever decide you want to try being Catholic, I have a great Catholic joke.

Caatholiic,
Yech!


On second thought

Okay I’m game
tell me things I can say so I can pass as a catholic.

 
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17 April 2017 18:56
 
jdrnd - 17 April 2017 06:45 PM
Jan_CAN - 17 April 2017 05:55 PM
jdrnd - 17 April 2017 05:44 PM
Jan_CAN - 17 April 2017 05:40 PM
EN - 17 April 2017 05:24 PM
Jan_CAN - 17 April 2017 05:17 PM
EN - 17 April 2017 04:24 PM

Where two or three Episcopalians are gathered, there’s a fifth.  (Ha, ha, those crazy Episcopalians!)

???

A “fifth"is a name for a bottle of booze.  1/5 of a gallon.

Haha ... thanks.  (I hate it when I don’t get a joke.)  wink

I didn’t get it either.

If you ever decide you want to try being Catholic, I have a great Catholic joke.

Caatholiic,
Yech!

On second thought

Okay I’m game
tell me things I can say so I can pass as a catholic.

I agree - yech.  Sorry ... I don’t know what to say to pass as a Catholic (I’ve never been one).  They ‘cross’ themselves a lot, but that won’t help here.  I only had a joke, is all.

A man dies and knocks on the door of heaven.  The door opens and an angel welcomes him in and takes him on a tour of the place.
The newcomer is very pleased with what he sees, but he is intrigued by a very high wall which seems to divide heaven in two.
He asks the angel, “Is hell beyond that wall?”
The angel smiles and says “No, no, beyond that wall are the Catholics; they believe they are the only ones here and we don’t want to disappoint them.”

[ Edited: 17 April 2017 19:01 by Jan_CAN]
 
 
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17 April 2017 19:28
 
Jan_CAN - 17 April 2017 06:56 PM
jdrnd - 17 April 2017 06:45 PM
Jan_CAN - 17 April 2017 05:55 PM
jdrnd - 17 April 2017 05:44 PM
Jan_CAN - 17 April 2017 05:40 PM
EN - 17 April 2017 05:24 PM
Jan_CAN - 17 April 2017 05:17 PM
EN - 17 April 2017 04:24 PM

Where two or three Episcopalians are gathered, there’s a fifth.  (Ha, ha, those crazy Episcopalians!)

???

A “fifth"is a name for a bottle of booze.  1/5 of a gallon.

Haha ... thanks.  (I hate it when I don’t get a joke.)  wink

I didn’t get it either.

If you ever decide you want to try being Catholic, I have a great Catholic joke.

Caatholiic,
Yech!

On second thought

Okay I’m game
tell me things I can say so I can pass as a catholic.

I agree - yech.  Sorry ... I don’t know what to say to pass as a Catholic (I’ve never been one).  They ‘cross’ themselves a lot, but that won’t help here.  I only had a joke, is all.

A man dies and knocks on the door of heaven.  The door opens and an angel welcomes him in and takes him on a tour of the place.
The newcomer is very pleased with what he sees, but he is intrigued by a very high wall which seems to divide heaven in two.
He asks the angel, “Is hell beyond that wall?”
The angel smiles and says “No, no, beyond that wall are the Catholics; they believe they are the only ones here and we don’t want to disappoint them.”

Nice.

 
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