Muslims and liquor (it’s a joke Joyce)
Posted: 15 October 2008 02:03 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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Joined  2008-09-02

A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne, Australia.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.  He replied in disgust, ‘I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.’

The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, ‘Me too. I didn’t realize we had a choice.’

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