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27 April 2009 14:42
 

It is my understanding that this new flu is a hybrid of swine and avian strains.

Therefore, I postulate that pigs can fly.

(Had to get that riff in there before Jon Stewart beat me to it. Oh, and shhhh… nobody tell Carlos Mencia).

Discuss.

 
 
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27 April 2009 17:54
 
mpbrockman - 27 April 2009 06:42 PM

It is my understanding that this new flu is a hybrid of swine and avian strains.

Therefore, I postulate that pigs can fly.

Sure you’re not referring to a fly in the oinkment?

(I’m flu-shy, don’t bother me.)

 
 
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29 April 2009 05:00
 

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01 May 2009 00:52
 

I was going to post a pic of the po-lice kissing a pig to represent the passing of the swine flu virus, but I couldn’t find one… and now, after hearing that the Egyptian government is going to needlessly kill thousands of pigs in their country, I can’t help but wonder how many other people are thinking what I’m thinking… and what I’m thinking can be summed up in the form a the tune from Pink Floyd’s The Wall and it goes:
“Hey! Fuckwits, leave those pigs alone!”

 
 
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01 May 2009 08:23
 
isocratic infidel - 01 May 2009 04:52 AM

...after hearing that the Egyptian government is going to needlessly kill thousands of pigs in their country…

Hey, WWJD?

See Mark 5:2-13

So everybody wash their little hands out there to prevent unclean spirits.