The Right Answer

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Joined  20-10-2006
22 July 2009 15:33

I was testing children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.  I asked them,  ‘If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?’

‘NO!’ the children answered.

“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into Heaven?’

Again, the answer was ‘No!’  By now I was starting to smile.

“Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children,  and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?’

Again, they all answered ‘No!’  I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued,  ‘Then how can I get into Heaven?’

A boy shouted out, “YUV GOTTA BE FUKN’ DEAD….....!”