Well, no, you have to have an emotional hook to either fear or greed, then you have to kinda yell a bit like a used car salesman commercial, you can’t really do it deadpan serious.
Absolutely correct! Sell the quality of the Laramous through aggressive theatrical improv. You see, what you have to understand is that the Laramous loves it when you tense all your muscles like on those 4 minute AB videos. It sends the message that you are flexing your might for the Laramous! Also forgot to mention, that like other religious cults, I’ll be recruiting non-followers by talking to people when they’re feeling low in life, people feeling angst-ridden from the struggle required to think for themselves. Removing low morale’s a selling point of the Laramous. Remember, support the Laramous, and you’ll have eternal orgasmic bliss upon death. You’ll even have a hint in life amongst fellow members, provided you believe!
You see Iisbliss, what you have to realize is that another selling point of the Laramous, is motivational speaking that gets people feeling good about themselves. Don’t let people do that on their own. Do it through the Laramous, and have people attribute the positive esteem attained from deindividuating within the group to the Laramous. It’s an emotional hook commercial drug that boosts self-esteem provided you’re part of the mad institution.
[quote author=“Iisbliss”]Well wait, Yates said the “Devil” told her to kill her kids, this new one says “God” told her, so she might get off without a death sentence.
I forgot to mention the polar opposite of the Laramous. Well, to tell you the truth, this is yet to be formulated. I’m thinking of doing something like simplifying all reality into two, maybe three states, to make it psychologically soothing. To put it in “lamen’s” terms, if you will, so that even your average first grader can understand it. It also helps to sway the masses of the Laramous into doing whatever you wish, just frame everything not following as what the Laramous condemns. So if there’s any group with an opposing view, the Laramous condemns it, and it threatens the bliss state of members of the Laramous. If they feel there to be something wrong in their lives, some percieved sense of corruption, it’s because it’s not in tune with the Laramous.
Be reassured there will always be baseless assertions to formulate, and others to blame for anything you personally feel to be cruel in life. The Laramous will be the opposite of cruelty, even if same followers are the ones being cruel. If you’re not feeling the Laramous, it’ll be because of the influence of vexations from non-believers attempting to corrupt your pure link to the Laramous. Never blame the Laramous. Blame everything else.
Where do i sign up?