Man marries dog

 
 
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14 November 2007 07:13
 
 
 
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14 November 2007 17:18
 

Well, it seems obvious in what position they will be consummating the marriage.

 
 
 
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14 November 2007 17:47
 

From: Carstonio
To: Virginia State Judiciary, U.S. Federal Judiciary
Re: The Commonwealth vs. Michael Vick, U.S. vs. Michael Vick

Your Honors, please review the attached article. I believe you would find it helpful as you deliberate possible punishments for Mr. Vick. An appropriate punishment for his crimes might be a nationally televised wedding ceremony.

 
 
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15 November 2007 06:38
 

That marriage will last longer then many fundie marriages.

 
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15 November 2007 10:50
 
Sander - 14 November 2007 10:18 PM

Well, it seems obvious in what position they will be consummating the marriage.

Reverse cowdog.

 
 
 
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mpbrockman - 15 November 2007 03:50 PM

Reverse cowdog.

I need to get out more - until I read Gene Weingarten’s online chat last week, I had never heard of the original term that inspired your joke. (But I understood the term as soon as I read it.)

 
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15 November 2007 13:32
 
Carstonio - 15 November 2007 05:23 PM
mpbrockman - 15 November 2007 03:50 PM

Reverse cowdog.

I need to get out more - until I read Gene Weingarten’s online chat last week, I had never heard of the original term that inspired your joke. (But I understood the term as soon as I read it.)

Apparently I need to stay in more - I have no idea who Gene Weingarten is!

 
 
 
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15 November 2007 16:14
 
Carstonio - 14 November 2007 10:47 PM

From: Carstonio
To: Virginia State Judiciary, U.S. Federal Judiciary
Re: The Commonwealth vs. Michael Vick, U.S. vs. Michael Vick

Your Honors, please review the attached article. I believe you would find it helpful as you deliberate possible punishments for Mr. Vick. An appropriate punishment for his crimes might be a nationally televised wedding ceremony.

That is hilarious!  They’d have to make sure it was a really mean pit bull.  And then cover Vick’s lower half with Alpo.  Heh.