I’ll take Bible wipes. The Koran’s too abrasive; causes chafing. :wink:
Last time I used Koran, I got a burning rash.
King James chafes, but is more tolerable. The Catholic Bible, on the other hand, is smooth as silk. For them, it’s an art as much as a science.
Buddhist wipes, of course, are only an illusion.
I found Liviticus with Aloe! Very absorbant.
The Koran’s just single-ply sand paper.
Try the Book of Mormon. It acts as two-ply on top of the original book.
Aaaaaahhh… Silky smooth.