Lunch with self-proclaimed Zen master of sorts

 
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18 April 2008 20:49
 

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! shock  I just had lunch and “conversation” (he did most of the talking, mainly about believing in astrology, he claims to have been with and even healing analien, had out of body experiences…. a whole lot of testifying going on…) with this guy, Zen Something or other. I wish I’d seen his site before I agreed to meet him to discuss a script I’m working on.
He did have those light blue marble-like eyes…
Check him out at:
PFW.


http://bethedream.net/messianic_complex.htm

 
 
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19 April 2008 11:42
 

“In reality, whatever we choose, the polardigm leads us hOMe. From the place of extremes, we can recognize all the paths of the paradox in the polardigm and how they benefit us all to learn the ways of LOVE.. Limitless Oscillating Vibrational Energy.”

Sounds like Limitless Oscillating Verbal Excrement to me.

What is the sound of one fist punching a Zen master in the face ?

Blessed silence.

 
 
 
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19 April 2008 13:27
 

Keynote Leadership or Motivational Speaker, Visionary Leadership, Positive Motivation, Partnering Facilitations - Zen Benefiel provides it all.

Hey Isocrat! You gotta be careful out there! Fortunately, we can see that you are possessed of natural immunities.
About your script, are you researching buffoon character types? Truly the world must be sustained by woo and purveyors of woo, such as this fellow. One definitely comes to wonder as to the state of some folks brain chemicals.

 
 
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19 April 2008 13:51
 
isocratic infidel - 19 April 2008 12:49 AM

...he claims to have been with and even healing analien…

Ien does tend to get a bit shredded, I’m glad someone’s looking after him.

(Sorry, couldn’t resist the typo joke)

 
 
 
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isocratic infidel - 19 April 2008 12:49 AM

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! shock  I just had lunch and “conversation” (he did most of the talking, mainly about believing in astrology, he claims to have been with and even healing analien, had out of body experiences…. a whole lot of testifying going on…) with this guy, Zen Something or other. I wish I’d seen his site before I agreed to meet him to discuss a script I’m working on.
He did have those light blue marble-like eyes…
Check him out at:
PFW.


http://bethedream.net/messianic_complex.htm

Isocratic:
LOL!  I’m glad I am married.  I think in the future I would just eat lunch alone…....

 
 
 
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19 April 2008 16:44
 
mpbrockman - 19 April 2008 05:51 PM
isocratic infidel - 19 April 2008 12:49 AM

...he claims to have been with and even healing analien…

Ien does tend to get a bit shredded, I’m glad someone’s looking after him.

(Sorry, couldn’t resist the typo joke)

Hey, the anal iens are hardest to cure!

 
 
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19 April 2008 18:36
 

LOL  I love you guys! Crack my ass up.  (But then I’m easily amused as Mat01 pointed out.)

mp, len? You mean lien… nice typo in the joke about my typo! hmmm you’re right though, and I did shred him a bit… it was like grating hard cheese. I openly laughed at many of his statements (read insane claims. I directly said to him: “you realize you sound crazy, don’t you?”). And he was one of those “I can’t decides” with the waitress.

eac,  Hysterical!  Proves, you scientist types can be funny too.  snake

lindajean, I am married, an happily at that. I’m in the process of looking for a creative collaborator and our first meeting left no impression that he was Rev. zensane. I will check out more thoroughly, virtual strangers in the futures…

Okay, out with it Sander-man, you’re not a crazed serial killer are you? homonuclus? Nogg? Bruce?  gulp

Sander: “Sounds like Limitless Oscillating Verbal Excrement to me.”

My thoughts exactly!

[ Edited: 20 April 2008 00:18 by isocratic infidel]
 
 
 
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19 April 2008 19:29
 
isocratic infidel - 19 April 2008 10:36 PM

. . .
Okay, out with Sander-man, you’re not a crazed serial killer are you? homonuclus? Nogg? Bruce?  gulp

Does throwing a few inch-thick N.Y. strips on a grill count as murder? It may be serial but at least it won’t be cereal. (Sorry—terrible wordplay, I realize.)

 
 
 
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19 April 2008 21:06
 
eucaryote - 19 April 2008 08:44 PM
mpbrockman - 19 April 2008 05:51 PM
isocratic infidel - 19 April 2008 12:49 AM

...he claims to have been with and even healing analien…

Ien does tend to get a bit shredded, I’m glad someone’s looking after him.

(Sorry, couldn’t resist the typo joke)

Hey, the anal iens are hardest to cure!

Especially if they are ........ deep seated. oh oh

 
 
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19 April 2008 23:48
 
eucaryote - 20 April 2008 01:06 AM
eucaryote - 19 April 2008 08:44 PM
mpbrockman - 19 April 2008 05:51 PM
isocratic infidel - 19 April 2008 12:49 AM

...he claims to have been with and even healing analien…

Ien does tend to get a bit shredded, I’m glad someone’s looking after him.

(Sorry, couldn’t resist the typo joke)

Hey, the anal iens are hardest to cure!

Especially if they are ........ deep seated. oh oh

Ow! big surprise

Iso, that’s a capital “i”. Somehow it comes out the same as a lower case “L” when I post (but not when I type it in the composition window - weird). Maybe it’s funnier with a typo from my end, though. IlIlIlIl - yes those are all different. I’m Illin’. I’m iLLin’ I’m feeling Ill…

Feeling three what?

Now it’s getting surreal.

 
 
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20 April 2008 00:16
 

Mp,

smirk

Funny shit.

All this.

Gotta love the misinterpretations.

And surreal-ality….

 
 
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20 April 2008 00:22
 
homunculus - 19 April 2008 11:29 PM
isocratic infidel - 19 April 2008 10:36 PM

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Okay, out with it Sander-man, you’re not a crazed serial killer are you? homonuclus? Nogg? Bruce?  gulp

Does throwing a few inch-thick N.Y. strips on a grill count as murder? It may be serial but at least it won’t be cereal. (Sorry—terrible wordplay, I realize.)

NY strips? no es muerdo. How about some NY strips with some shrimp sauteed in a roasted red pepper sauce over angel hair with havarti cheese grated on top?

 
 
 
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isocratic infidel - 19 April 2008 12:49 AM

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! shock  I just had lunch and “conversation” (he did most of the talking, mainly about believing in astrology, he claims to have been with and even healing analien, had out of body experiences…. a whole lot of testifying going on…) with this guy, Zen Something or other. I wish I’d seen his site before I agreed to meet him to discuss a script I’m working on.
He did have those light blue marble-like eyes…
Check him out at:
PFW.


http://bethedream.net/messianic_complex.htm

Zen ?

and Keanu Reeves wasn’t there ?  Don’t look at me like that—-he IS out-of-this-world, isn’t he ......?