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MrMody
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24 June 2005 02:16
 
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Anonymous
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03 July 2005 12:15
 

[quote author=“MrMody”]http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=490

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I’ll take Bible wipes.  The Koran’s too abrasive; causes chafing.  :wink:

 
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global village idiot
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04 July 2005 22:46
 

Last time I used Koran, I got a burning rash.

King James chafes, but is more tolerable. The Catholic Bible, on the other hand, is smooth as silk. For them, it’s an art as much as a science.

Buddhist wipes, of course, are only an illusion.

 
 
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05 July 2005 06:38
 

I found Liviticus with Aloe!  Very absorbant.  LOL

 
 
 
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Anonymous
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06 July 2005 16:56
 

The Koran’s just single-ply sand paper.

Try the Book of Mormon.  It acts as two-ply on top of the original book. 

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Aaaaaahhh… Silky smooth.  smile