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12 January 2005 09:07
 

Warning: Preaching may be hazardous to your health: 

Need   a job ?  Immediate opening. 

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13 January 2005 15:11
 

I really like this line:

“By God, if I am not telling the truth may I be struck by lightening”

I recently read about a minister in a small church in the south that had faith that God would protect him in the handling of serpents. The rattle snake bit him, he had faith, he died the next day.

God works in mysterious ways!

 
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15 January 2005 17:50
 
[quote author=“nancynancy”] before I turned 12

When I was 14 an evangelist thought that my head was a liitle too big for my shoulders. To teach me humility he handcuffed me to a post in the basement and left me there.

He sure taught me humility!

He also taught me to never ever trust an evangelist!